Jack: So what if someone peed on your leg, would you be okay with that? ‘Cause that’s basically the same thing.
Barbara: In the shower?
Gavin: What are you talking about?!
Gus: You just inspired a load of fanfiction…
Gavin: So are you saying that if I got into the shower with you and started pissin’ on you while you were having a shower..
Barbara: If we were like dating, yeah.
Gavin: *STARTS THINKING ABOUT IT*
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?